Friday, June 22, 2007

Heidi's Ten driving instructions for the road.

Here is just an example of some ideas for driving instructions. I am not saying that anything is written in stone or anything, they are just ideas.

1. Thou shalt always use your turn signal.
2. Thou shalt not smoke where I can smell it.
3. Thou shalt not drink and drive.
4. Thou shalt not slam on your brakes in front of others.
5. Thou shalt be courteous at all times (yeah right).
6. Thou shalt not use obscene hand gestures.
7. Thou shalt always smile at others when you pass them (yeah right).
8. Thou shalt always be patient with Grandma/Grandpa drivers as one day you will drive like
them.
9. Thou shalt not tailgate.
10. Thou shalt follow merging signs in construction zones immediately so others do not have to
wait for you.

2 comments:

Ann-Marie said...

Thou shalt not have thy thumping radio speakers turned up to ear shattering at yonder stop light!

Heidi said...

or past 10:00 pm on residential streets. That happened last night around 1:00am.