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Kansas: What do a jack knifed semi in Ohio, a guy getting a divorce in Alabama, and a tornado in Kansas have in common? They're all fixin' to lose a trailer.

Kentucky: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it'd been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Louisiana: What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal of the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

Maine: After surveying property along the Maine and New Hampshire border, some engineers decided that the boundaries needed to be changed. So they stopped to tell a farmer that he was no longer in Maine, but in New Hampshire. "Good", said the farmer, " I couldn't take another one of those Maine winters."

Maryland: An admiral is standing by a candy machine at the Naval Academy in Annapolis when he stops a plebe walking by. "Sailor, do you have change for a dollar?" "Sure buddy", says the plebe, rooting around his pocket.
"That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?"
The plebe snaps to attention and barks, "No sir!"