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Massachusetts: Lewis Black on Boston traffic: "The last person to get across town in under three hours was yelling 'the British are coming! The British are coming!'"

Michigan: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on television? The Detroit Lions.

Minnesota: What are the four seasons in Minnesota? Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.

Mississippi: How do you know whey you're staying in a Mississippi hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

Missouri: A man from Kansas City walks into a bar and asks, "Wanna hear a joke about people from St. Louis?"
The bartender says, "Listen, pal, I'm from St. Louis, and I won't appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he's from St. Louis too. And the bouncer, that huge guy over there, is also from St. Louis. So do you still want to tell that joke?"
"No, "says the guy from Kansas City. "Not if I have to explain it three times. "

Montana: Four women are driving across the country together, each one from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Montana, and California. Shortly after the trip begins, the woman from Idaho pulls potatoes from her bag and throws them out the window. "What are you doing?" asks the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these things in Idaho, I'm sick of looking at them."
A moment later, the gal from Nebraska pulls ears of corn out of her bag and tosses them out the window. "What are you doing?" asks the gal from Montana.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I'm sick of looking at them."
Inspired, the Montanan opens the car door and kicks the Californian out.

Nevada: Las Vegas: All the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. (Jason Love)

New Hampshire: The state motto is "Live Free or Die," which appears on license plates made by prisoners. (Jon Stewart)

New Jersey: As you know, the bear hunting in New Jersey is a little bit different. First they shoot the bear and then they bury it in a construction site.

New Mexico: Traveling outside Taos, a man comes upon a Native American lying in the middle of the road with his ear pressed against the blacktop. "What are you doing?" asks the man.
The tribesman replies, "Woman, late 30s, three kids, one barking dog in a late model, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 mph."
"Amazing! You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?"
"No," says the Native American. "They ran over me five minutes ago."

New York: I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid, and it was the only place where my fears were justified. (Anita Weiss)

North Carolina: On his first trip to Boston, the North Carlinian met a girl at a bar and asked her, "Do you go to Harvard?"
The girl responded, "Yale."
"Okay. DO YOU GO TO HARVARD?!"

North Dakota: What's a seven course meal in North Dakota? A hamburger and a six pack.