Utah: An elderly Mormon visits his doctor and asks if he'll live to be a hundred.
"Do you smoke or drink?" asks the doctor.
"Those have never and will never touch my lips," says the man.
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?"
"Nope, don't believe in doing any of that, either."
"Well then," says the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
Vermont: What did the guy from Burlington say to the Pillsbury Dough Boy? "Hey, nice tan."
Virginia: You have seen the ad "Virginia is for lovers," well there is an elderly couple sitting chairs. The little old man comments, "In my day, Virginia was for people who were just friends."
Washington: In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it is still running.
West Virginia: What is the West Virginia state flower? The satellite dish.
Wisconsin: Sven notices his neighbor has a sign in his yard -- "Boat for sale."
"Ole," he says, "you don't own a boat. All you got is your old tractor and your combine."
"Yup," said Ole. "And they're boat for sale."
(personally I thought the one for North Dakota is the one that fit Wisconsin to a tee).
Here is my take on Wisconsin (having lived there for a few years), What is a three course meal in Wisconsin? Cheese, brats, and a six pack.
Wyoming: Why are cowboys' hats turned up on the sides? So that three people can fit in the pickup.
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I've been getting your blog updates through e-mail and really laughing hard at all the state jokes! Sorry I wasn't commenting...it's been a leeeetle crazy in my life!
I read them last week and laughed so hard at some of them that I just had to share them with others, whether the others like it or not. ha
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