50 jokes for 50 states continued

Delaware: A DuPont chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"you mean aspirin?" says the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."

Florida: My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that's the law (Jerry Seinfeld)

Georgia: How do you know when you live in Georgia? When all the directions start with "Go down Peachtree..." and include the phrase "When you see the Waffle House...".

Hawaii: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... and also had a time share in Hawaii.
(there is a picture showing an old woman sitting on a flip flop on the beach).

Idaho: Want to join a militia? Idaho's your state. Here are some terms to learn: Commander --Whoever starts the unit.
Second in Command --- His best friend.
Auxialiary Commander -- His wife.
Captain -- New guy.
Militia Headquarters -- The basement of whoever has the fax machine.
Squad -- Guys in the ambulance who come out when a militia member accidently shoots himself during training.

Illinois: This is how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough (Richard Jeni)
Here is mine: The state where our Governors make license plates. -- I actually heard this one somewhere, but I can't remember where to give that person the credit, but it is so true, so I couldn't resist.

Indiana: (this is a comic with a picture of a guy in a bar with a shirt that says "I Love Gary". The guy next to him at the counter is looking at him funny. The comment on the bottom is "It is not what you think... I'm from Indiana.")

Iowa: What do they call 100 John Deere's circling a McDonald's in Iowa? Prom night.