This is a fun little post I am doing for those of us who are free from this part of your past. Enjoy.
You might be a traditonal Independent Fundamental Baptist if... you heard the phrase "if you can't do it in coulottes, you shouldn't do it at all."
You might be a traditional Independent Fundamental Baptist if... the letters NKJV together is a 4 letter word.
You might be a traditional Independent Fundamental Baptist if... you didn't ram Christianity down people's throats, you didn't care about souls.
You might be a traditonal Independent Fundamental Baptist if... pants on women are a sure sign of being out of fellowship with God.
You might be a traditional Independent Fundamental Baptist if... contemporary Christian music is a sure sign of being backslidden.
You might be a traditional Independent Fundamental Baptist if... the pastor preaches on pet peeves and not the true inner soul needs of the church.
You might be a traditional Independent Fundamental Baptist if... facial hair is a sure sign of rebellion.
You might be a traditional Independent Fundamental Baptist if... you are not in church every time the doors are open (which was rain, hail, sleet, snow, tornado, etc...) you are out of fellowship with God.
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6 comments:
Oh, you made my day with this one! So many to choose from!
Ah, the sweet after-taste of legalism!
However will we know we are saved if we don't have rules to follow?
I know there are so many more out there. Maybe you can come up with a continuation.
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
I thought it was all about rules.
facial hair, really?
heh heh. Fred is backsliddin' for sure!
I don't know about you, but when I grew up jeans on men were also a sign of rebellion.
I remember when my husband came to visit my church, he was wearing jeans on a Sunday night. I was literally pulled into the youth pastors office and they told me that he surely wasn't a good christian since he didn't have a suit or even a pair of khakis on!!
I struggle with demons every day thanks to an IFB cult in Portland or. "Grand view baptist church" it was a total nightmare every day. My parents forced me to attend the school and since I didn't buy into their brainwashing at an early age I was blacklisted and tormented by the staff and cult leader. The principal wake pull me out of class and slap me in the face and threaten to call my parents for some sort disobedience he would accuse me of!! I have a hard time not wishing every day he dies in a fiery car crash!! I will never understand how god allows men to pervert his word so bad and to dupe and mistreat people who don't agree with their twisted, perverted religion!!
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