New section

I am going to attempt to start a new section which I hope to update weekly. Notice I said the word hope. Most of the jokes will come out of Readers Digest:

For my first post in the category, I am going to do two.

1. A farmer offers to help a driver get his car out of a mud hole for twenty bucks. "Yours is the tenth car I have rescued today," he says.
"Wow," said the driver, "when do you work your land? At night?"
"No, night is when I fill the hole with water."

2. (by Amy Buckles) Tourists come to Yellowstone National Park armed with a lot of questions. As someone who works nearby, I don 't always have the answers. Like the time when one earnest woman wanted to know, "at what elevation do deer turn into elk?"